It was then that he realized that he had shit his pants. It had been inevitable, but had he known he would have atleast dropped his pants and made it look deliberate.

Everybody was looking at him in disbelief, and some in disgust. A few with pity in their eyes. He looked around at their faces, but did not dare linger at anyone for more than a split second.

What should he do? What could he do? There really was very few options at this point.

He continued to look around, no longer at the people, but at possible exists. Which way out was the fastest?

Then he saw him. The last person he wanted to see at this point. The last person he wanted to be seen by in this state. His father.

There was no pity in his eyes. Only anger. The kind of anger that only a bad parent can have, when their only spawn has disappointed them in the most vile and purposeful manner. Because it had to be on purpose, didn't it? No son would be this disappointing by accident, right?

Well, he was wrong. It was an accident.

But if he is to believe it was on purpose anyway, why not let him believe it? The situation could not be any worse anyway, so why not just dive into the deep end and see what he could find?

- Me shitty warm in pants!

For a moment everything went silent. He could not believe he had said that. His father could not belive he had heard it. Everybody was looking at him again.

- I like the warm sticky doo-doo!

No turning back now. He dropped his pants. People backed away. He lifted his soiled pants into the air, and threw them directly at the man who had never once changed his diapers, despite complaining about diapers to all his friends at the pub for the first 4 years of his son's life.

It was a direct hit, but some of it broke off and hit a bystander. Luckily, they did not seem to notice.

So, what do you normally do when standing at a bus stop with your bare butt covered in excrement and your father, with most of the rest of the excrement sliding down his face, running at you with the angriest face you have ever seen?

Whatever you do, it's probably not what happened here.